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Monday, December 9, 2019

PURIM SECTION: CROWNED: Chabad selects Rubashkin to be the new Rebbe

All factions have agreed that R' Sholom Mordechai Rubashkin should be the next Lubavitcher Rebbe. The 'Mishichist' sect, opened at random the...

Dan Buys KollelBudget At Metziahs’s Pricing – in points!

Dan from Dansdeals, arguably the largest Jewish site in the world, has acquired KollelBudget. Dan who threw the first pitch in the...

GreaterLakewood launches LIVE news channel

The newest name to the scene and the most reliable already, GreaterLakewood is proud to announce it will be launching a TV...

Gerrer Chassidim to hold football match against satmar, 2 hand touch – no tackle

The Ger dynasty announced this morning an upcoming football game against Satmar. The game will serve as a fundraiser...

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders wins the lottery, moves to Florida to avoid taxes

Breaking reports are coming in that Senator Bernie Sanders won the Florida State lottery. The jackpot was at $137 Million.

SHOWDOWN: Trump deports Obama after D.C. Brawl

In 2011 Trump said in regards to Obama's birthplace, "His grandmother in Kenya said, 'Oh no, he was born in Kenya and...

BREAKING: Government Acquires Facebook due to privacy concerns

There is no doubt that Facebook has been a runaway success – but for who? It has been long suspected that Facebook...

Breaking: The new testament gets even newer

Many wondered what took so long, but today Cardinal Pashandasa announced an update to the new testament. His spokesman said "Upgrades and...